War Paint ([info]sekrit_omg) wrote,
@ 2009-06-14 18:33:00
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Memo to the entire world, or perhaps just the South Park fandom: Everyone, please stop requesting/writing fics in which someone passes out and someone else is there and the first person has a sexy dream about the second person and starts moaning his name and whatever. This idea isn't good enough to warrant really more than one example, yet I feel like I'm wading through so many of these I have to wear clam diggers. Thank you, everyone, for complying.


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[info]fletset
2009-06-14 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh my, seems likse you got burned.

See, that's why I quit!

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 09:52 pm UTC (link)
This isn't going to make me quit. I just don't know why people like this scenario so much.

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[info]moondarri
2009-06-14 06:22 pm UTC (link)
i'm just trying to visualise what clam diggers are, & what they could possibly look like.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 09:49 pm UTC (link)
a.They're capris. b. Ugly.

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-14 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Sekrit, can you write me a story where Craig passes out next to Thomas and has a sexy dream about Tweek and starts moaning his name, so Thomas suffocates him with a pillow?

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[info]burnawayy
2009-06-14 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Seconded.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Listen, this is very important. The most fail that could ever be failed was just failed by me, the Queen of Failsburg. I went to close my curtains, and I yanked the entire curtain rod out of the wall it was anchored into. This really sucks because the sun comes up at 3 a.m. Before that I was having a really crappy dream that my sister had a crush on me and I missed a class, or something.

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[info]burnawayy
2009-06-14 10:02 pm UTC (link)
PFFFFFFT HA. No, That sucks. You mean the part that's bolted into the wall and everything? Or just the bar. Hahaha wow. At least you have another nine hours to fix it!!

Have you ever accidentally walked into a screen door because you didn't see it, and then the door fell off and everyone was looking at you? And it wasn't even your house that it happened at?

That happened to me a couple of times.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Just the bar was bolted into the wall, it's 11 feet off the ground so I can't fix it, and I'm in Germany, so it's actually midnight right now. WAHHHHHHHHH.

Er, no, that's never happened to me. But at least you probably spoke the same language as the person whose screen door you broke. Wait. A couple of times?

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[info]burnawayy
2009-06-14 10:55 pm UTC (link)
What? BITCH. I wanna be in Germany! What are you doing over there?

Yes. It's happened to me twice. Once at my grandparent's house, and once at this hotel in Miami.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 10:58 pm UTC (link)
I'm sleazing around being Eurotrash. No, I'm taking a German class.

Pfffft, whatever, hotels in Miami can suck it. I hope you learned a lesson about walking into doors, young lady.

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[info]burnawayy
2009-06-14 11:26 pm UTC (link)
That is amazing and I just want you to know that I'm really, really jealous.

It hasn't happened for a while, but I don't want to jinx myself.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Don't be jealous, all the shops are closed on Sunday and there is only one water temperature: scalding. Also, I'm basically here for work. Basically.

At least your idiocy brings people amusement. And you can draw!!

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[info]burnawayy
2009-06-15 01:31 am UTC (link)
Wait. Do you work? Or are you still in college or what? I feel like I know everyone's schooling positions except for you. I'm not a creep, or maybe I am. I'm just curious.

It does, it does. And I'm trying.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-15 07:36 am UTC (link)
I'm a paid graduate student, so college is my job. Also I freelance.

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-14 10:25 pm UTC (link)
PLEASE DO THAT AT MY HOUSE, BURNAWAYY. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.

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[info]burnawayy
2009-06-14 10:56 pm UTC (link)
But now I'm aware of the screen door!
IT WON'T WORK THE SAME WAY.

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-15 03:56 am UTC (link)
If you can do it twice, you can do it thrice!!! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

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[info]burnawayy
2009-06-15 04:09 am UTC (link)
I don't think I'm willing to throw that much of my self respect away. But if it's something that you think you'd find totally amusing, there is always a possibility that I'd be willing to make an ass of myself. Again.

Only for you.

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-14 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Derp derp a derpity derp~

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Being eight ... ain't so great.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 09:53 pm UTC (link)
How about you write me a story where you pass out next to me and start moaning about Professor Snape?

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-14 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me, that's already in my autobiography, and you will have to buy it if you want to read it.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Ew.

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-14 10:28 pm UTC (link)
I'll be honest with you: Snape has never really done it for me.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Except subconsciously.

Once I saw an icon that said, "HP Fandom: Making Ugly Wizards Have Sex" with a picture of Snape. I thought it was brilliant.

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-14 10:35 pm UTC (link)
No, see, all my subconscious love goes to Peter Pettigrew.

I THINK I'VE SEEN THAT.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that's even more ew. I wonder why Deathly Hallows hasn't turned off the entire fandom.

I KNOW, WASN'T IT GOOD?

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-14 10:46 pm UTC (link)
I hate Peter Pettigrew. You know, I'm all about the Weasleys. Also, I feel like fandom has turned off the entire fandom.

YES IT WAS. SO TRUE.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
The Weasleys are kind of the most ew for me. Wait, discussing the worst part of Harry Potter is a self-defeating activity. Never mind.

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-14 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN HATE THE WEASLEYS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-14 10:58 pm UTC (link)
You don't really want to have this conversation, right?

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[info]imaginaaation
2009-06-15 03:56 am UTC (link)
Um...no. Maybe I don't. But...gosh, the Weasleys are the only reason I have any fond memories of the HP fandom at all. I'm going to wear my Ron shirt around you someday.

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[info]sekrit_omg
2009-06-15 07:35 am UTC (link)
That's fine. I used to have an Ilia shirt, but Andrew has it.

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