Fucking tech blogs. Actually, blogs in general. Gawker Media. Outlawing food items. Presidential primaries. Enamel sinks. Ketchup on hot dogs. Hieroglyphs. Soy milk. Harry Potter. Man, that guy is a feckless little douche. I know, he's a character in a book. Whatever. Facebook. People who say 'whatever' when they actually care a lot. (I just did it.) How long it takes to lace up a pair of Docs. PATH. Morning radio shows. Bike helmets. (They make my hair sad.) Jane Austen. The fact that I wrote this sidebar just because I wanted to have a sidebar and didn't know what else to say.